User blog:WeareVenom16/VNM 16 Log C9-3

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"Are you sure we should do this?"

"Yes, installing this improved personality chip into Serial Designation VNM-16 will improve communication."

"Alright, if you say so."

"Good, ahem.

Beginning installation of Personality Chip Mk 2 into Serial Designation VNM-16. Date, 11/25/XXXX."

"Installed."

"Alright, I'm activating it now.

Alright VNM-16, try speaking."

VNM-16 DIALOGUE IN BOLDED LETTERS

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,

"ABOUT %&$@ING TIME!"

"It works!"

"I have so many things to complain about! First off, why are there so many tubes in my back?! Second, who in the name of Robo Jesus decided it would be a good idea to place a defective Disassembly Drone here instead of, I don't know, ANY OF THE HUNDREDS OF WORKER DRONES IN THIS FACTORY?!"

"Uh, it was an experiment permitted by the higher-ups of the company, considering that you are extremely dangerous out in the field to everything, not just the Worker Drones, but other employees and JCJenson property, we decided to try having you in a more, tame, environment, in a attempt to decrease aggression and glitches."

"Does it sound like that plan is working?!"

"Well, it's a experiment designed to last about a-"

"THAT WAS A RETORICAL QUESTION YOU DUMB SPINAL CORD BASED ORGANISM!!!!!"

"Oh, well, we thought that by installing a personality chip into your chassis, that it would be easier to communicate. Especially if any issues occur."

"Fantastic, you just gave me the ability to let the entire factory know exactly how I feel about being in this room, cycling your dumb information, than actually being on Copper 9, and tearing apart corrupted Worker Drones, WITH, MY TEETH!!!!!"

"I'd say that's an improvement!"

….

"Just get out of my sight before I slice you in half."

"Oh-h okay."

Both Human engineers leave the room

"Sometimes, I wonder how Humans are smart enough to create robots, but at the same time, stupid enough to not only blow up Copper 9's core, but stick me into this room instead of trying to fix me."

…..

"I should take a nap, that might get rid of my homicidal rage."

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