User blog:Riceman900/The Rice Chronicles: Part 1

I'm bored as heck lol

Not canon to uhh

the real logs...

(Inspired by WeareVenom16)

N: "X, are you having problems..?"

X: RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE SHRIMP FRIED RICE SHRIMP SHRIMP FRIED RICE" X's visor just displays a picture of shrimp fried rice

N: "Ooookaay...?"

V: "I don't think he's okay..."

J: "And why are your lights red?"

VNM-16: "Murder stuff. MURDER EVERYTHING."

N: "J, you might wanna run before you get disassembled-"

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N: "What's rule 34? Is it some sort of new program for worker drones? Disassembly drones? Anything drones?"

X: "N NO, DON'T READ IT! DON'T READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

V: "N, DON'T DO IT PLEASE IT'S TERRIFYING"

J: "N, LISTEN TO THEM PLEASE IT'S BAD FOR US"

N: *click*

V, X, and J: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

N: "Erectin' MAH DICK"

X: "Oh robo-jesus we need to run now"

V: "Yeah, get us out of here!"

J: "SLEEP GRENADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *yeet*

N: *snoring*

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V, J, and N: "What is this white stuff? More snow-"

X: (from afar) "WHITE RICE!!!!!!! I COOKED IT!!!!!! EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NUTRITIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!"

N: "I'm just gonna take a little bite..."

V: "How does it taste..?"

N: "Yes"

V, and J: "Guess we should give it a try..."

V, and J: "I LOVE IT!"

X: "LOVE THE RICE!!!!!!!!!!! EAT THE RICE!!!!!!!!!! PRAISE THE RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while ominously hovering overhead while also T-posing lol

N: "Guys, look up, X is doing some weird stuff.."

V: "I think he's possessed by the rice-"

X: "NEGATIVE."

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V: "Hey, there's a worker drone out there I do wanna practice my shapes with."

J: "Alright, go get them."

V: "Wait, I think X is onto them now.."

like 50 feet away, near the running worker

X: "COME GET YO RICE!!!!!!"

Worker: "Oh god, it's coming for me! OPEN THE BUNKER DOOR! HELP!"

worker turns around

X: "Hi, I'm gonna kill you."

Worker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

metal screeching noises

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X: "Have you guys seen SAIGA-12 recently?"

V: "And who is that?"

X: "Older, prototype disassembly drone."

N: "Is he our grandpa?!"

X: "Maybe, maybe not."

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N: "Guys, there's a worker drone bunker over there, and I can sense like 150 or something workers in there."

X: "150 workers...?"

V: "With all four of us, it should be easy."

N: "Probably not enough.. Hold on, I'll call for backup."

N:

SSSSSCCCCCRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

X passes out from the sheer noise, before barely uttering the words "medic please.."

V: "N, look at what you did.. Those workers probably know of us by now because of that..'

N: "Wait, hold on! I think they're retreating to their evacuation spot because of it.."

V: "I guess that's-"

N: "LET'S GO! BANANAS!"

N starts running viciously towards the bunker before trying to open it but failing

N: "I'm gonna need some help here!"

V: "X, wake up.."

brutally slaps visor

X: "OW"

V: "Alright, let's go raid that bunker over there."

like a few minutes later, they got dat door open

N, V, J, and X:

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

im too lazy to narrate it all, blah blah blah, workers getting slaughtered, blah blah blah blah blah, lots of oil, blah blah blah blah they found the evacuation spot and all the other workers got brutally ended like they were water under a steel press

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And we're finished. I'm questioning why I even wrote this, but WeareVenom16 did it too, and he inspired me to do it too lol