User blog:Riceman900/SD-X LOG 2

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DISABLING POWER-NAP MODE.

RE-ENABLING UNNECESSARY SYSTEMS.

V: Hellooooo, wake up sleepyhead!

VISOR SLAM DETECTED-

BOOTING UP.

Well, took you long enough... And why did you slap me..?

V: "Well, first off.. N's a power-hungry thing and so are his cooling systems.. We had to kill a LOT of worker drones to get here.. On second-off, I just slapped you because you were sleep-

IT WAS A POWER-NAP, IDIO-

N: Uhh... Relax, man.

V: Yeeaahh..

Well, anyways, I called you two over here because of this!

Flies down to the reinforced bunker

V: Ohh.. Yeah..

N: That's gonna be a problem...

Umm.. Let's try to bait them?

Hold on, I'll try to sound like a worker yelling for help so they open the door.

V: Sounds like a great plan.

N: I wonder what you'll sound like-

Alright, you two, hide above.

Here we go..

inhales

"Help! Help! They're coming! Open the door! OPEN THE DOOR! PLEASE! IT'S COMING! HELP!"

V: (quietly) Quick! Hide above the door!

N: I like stealth!

Don't move a servo.

Worker drones open the door

"Who was that?! Is there a murder drone?! Oh.. Too late-"

N: NOW!

V: KILL MODE! GO GO GO!

We swoop in through the entrance, and workers are laying around doing their normal tasks until they see us three

"Uhh.. Crap, WORKERS, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

X flies forward with V and N following, and V grabs a worker and psychotically laughs

I latch onto the roof while N checks the hiding spots

N and V keep on a killing spree while I sneak to the evacuation zone

N! V! Quick! The rest of them are over here!

V: This is gonna be fun!

After a few minutes of slaughtering the worker drones, one remains

Hey! Let's do a rock paper scissors to see who gets to kill this last worker!

X then wins the R.P.S match

I'm gonna make this one extra scary for the worker. Once he just coughs out his blood, then I'll damn throw him and you guys can completely slaughter him!

And.... NOW!

X impales the worker with his wing, while making eye to eye contact very close to the worker with the X) and kill mode teeth easily visible, with the drool dripping too

Worker's breathing accelerates to hyperventilation

"P-p-p-please.. n-n-n-noo.... agh...."

Hey, you two, Catch this corpse!

*BRUTALLY THROWS THE DYING WORKER*

N and V share the different parts of the worker

Well, that was pretty fun.

N & V: Fo' sho!

All the disassembly drones just start wiggling their arms at each-other for some reason

Well, I'm pretty tired after that and I am full.

N: "Yep.. Let's take a nap. There's some poles we can latch to for the day"

The disassembly drones latch to their poles

DISABLING UNNECESSARY SYSTEMS.

ENTERING POWER-NAP MODE.

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