User blog:Riceman900/Christmas Special 2021!

Merry christmas!

X busts down the door

X: "N! V! IT'S CHRISTMAS! WE GOTTA WAKE UP VNM-16 AND J TOO!"

N: "OH MY GOD, CHRISTMAS! I LOVE CHRISTMAS!"

V: "Yaay! And relax with busting doors down, man!"

X: "Sorry, let's go wake up VNM-16 and then J!"

The group walk up to VNM-16's door, before quietly opening it

V: "Slow and steady... Just gotta push the button- now!"

V blasts an airhorn into VNM-16's room, waking him up

VNM-16: "WOAH- IS IT- Oh, I guess so, relating by the fact that X has a Christmas sweater on.."

N grabs VNM-16 before throwing him upwards to the ground

N: "Feet down, look out!"

VNM-16 lands roughly

N, V: "Ooh.."

X: "Uhh.. You ok-"

VNM-16: "I'M OKAY, IT'S CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTMAS IS MAGICAL!"

V: "Woo! He's okay! Anyways, we gotta wake up J!"

N: "Yeah, you're right!"

The group runs over to the corpse spire, before then opening up the landing pod's hatch, where J is napping

X: "J! J! J! It's Christmas!"

J: "yawns Christmas isn't part of our job-"

N: "YES IT IS!"

X: "Yeah."

J: "Is Christmas some sort of JCJenson protocol..?"

X: "Slap your visor and you'll understand, probably..!"

J slaps her visor, rebooting herself

J: "Oh... Well, jolly jingle bells, I understand everything now!"

V: "Jingle bells."

X: "The presents are over there, nearby that Christmas tree!"

N: "My eyes, that thing is- WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL AT THE SAME TIME!?"

X: "I love this thing!"

X opens his present, and his eyes hollow out

X: "Oh my god.. IT'S A GRAPPLING ARM ATTACHMENT, HOLY HELL YEAH!"

V opens her present

V: "Woah.. O.M.G, this is so cute!" V hugs the plushie

N opens his present

N: "Woah.. I GOT A BOMB LAUNCHER! THIS IS GONNA BE SO USEFUL AGAINST THOSE WORKER BUNKERS! HECK YEAH!"

VNM-16 opens his present

VNM-16: This. Is. SICK! Dude- Look at this thing- It's like- like- I can't even describe it, this thing is so cool!"

Merry Christmas, yall!