User blog:WeareVenom16/Thanksgiving Log VNM-16

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I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND

"Well, Thanksgiving is a human holiday that was celebrated on Earth for centuries, and is still celebrated today!"

BUT WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE HOLIDAY

"I don't think Drones would understand, but its a day meant for family to get together, have a big feast and overall, have fun."

I SEE

"Don't you have info like this in your hard drive?"

SCANNING

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NEGATIVE

"Ok, well, here."

Installs a drive into VNM-16

"This should help."

PROCESSING

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE

"Oh man this is rich."

There are two Worker Drones secretly recording the whole thing

GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I REMOVE ALL YOUR INNARDS LIKE A TURKEY

"Oh, god no."

"END LOG NOW!"

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