User blog:ZangleTheFox1/Memely blog

Sooo

this is my first not so serious blog (other than the christmas one)

(ULTIMATELY INSPIRED BY WEAREVENOM AND RICEMAN!)

Lets go!

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Me: Uzi have you heard of Demon Slayer??

Uzi: YESSSSS LETS WATCH IT

* after 7928530 minutes of Demon slayer!*

Z: :0 DEMON SLAYER

* Uzi and i turn around*

* Z goes to the TV ADORING DEMON SLAYER*

Z: NEZUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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N: Hey {Redacted} what do girls like??

Me: You

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Me: Mom, can i get a plush?

Mom: what plush

Me: THE N PLUSH

Mom: N?

Me: *ULTIMATELY SHOWS THE N PLUSH*

Mom: No.

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Z: how was ur trip to dads?

Me: eh it was fine.

My middle brother: NO IT WASNT I GOT SPANKED 289480578358639759375869827689790684369239 TIMES

Z: 0.0

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Me: life is hard...

N: without me!

Me: ʸᵉˢ...

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V: ever tried r i c e?

Me: YESSS RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE

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Me: *Cuts out pieces of murder drones drawings*

Mom: CLEAN UP DA PAPER

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Me: *Sleeps*

My dreams: *Me hugging N Plush!)

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My younger brother: Whos N?

Me after drawing a sexy pic of N: uh...... The drawing machine is out of order... GIMME MY MONEY BACK

Younger Brother: 0.o

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BONUS!! TEACHER VERSION

Teacher: Put away your computer!

Me: Shows N

Teacher: Detention...

End

I hope you enjoyed it!