User blog:WeareVenom16/Christmas Log 2021

WeareVenom16's Christmas log

Featuring:

Uzi

N

V

J

SD-X

VNM-16

And a "Sentient Christmas Tank."

BEGIN LOG

VNM-16 and SD-X'S Hideout

BANG!

N busts open the door sending it flying off it's hinges

N: "Hello!"

SD-X: "AH!"

X Smacks N out of the doorway with his retractable arm

SD-X: "Jeez! Don't scare me like that! Are you alright?"

N (injured): "I can't feel my teeth."

V appears in the doorframe

V:"Wake up! It's Christmas morning!"

SD-X: "...It's 12:00 AM-"

Gets cut off by an explosion and a human tank apparently busting it's way through the wall

SD-X: "WHAT THE-"

The tank starts speaking in a automated male voice

Tank: "FELIZ NAVIDAD EVERYONE!"

VNM-16 pops out of nowwhere

VNM-16: "YES! Merry Christmas!"

X looks at VNM with a confused expression

SD-X: "Did you give this tank an A.I?"

VNM-16: "YES!"

SD-X: "Why though?"

VNM-16: "Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a tank!"

SD-X: "I think you have a few screws loose, or maybe, all the screws are loose."

VNM-16: "Nonsense! Now get in the Christmas Tank immediately!"

N and V: "YES!"

SD-X: "...Alright."

Meanwhile in the Corpse Spire

Uzi and J were talking to each other when Uzi stops for a moment and looks around

Uzi: "Do you hear something?"

J also stops and looks around

J: "Yeah, what is th-"

An explosion appaers out of nowhere sending old Worker Drone corpses everywhere and knocking Uzi and J off their feet

Uzi and J: "AAAHHHHH!"

The two Drones look at the cause of the explosion and see the tank with N, V, VNM-16, and SD-X on board

Christmas Tank: "WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, AT LEAST FROM CANADA!!!!!"

Uzi stands up and prceeds to yell at everyone on the Tank

Uzi: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROBO-JESUS IS THAT?!"

VNM-16: "This is my Christmas Tank! There are many like it but this one is stupid and fun to use!"

Uzi smacks herself in the face

Uzi (muffled): "You have got to be kidding me."

VNM-16: "Now, time to open presents."

VNM-16 throws a present to everyone

VNM-16: "Who would like to go first?"

Uzi: "Guess I will go first."

Uzi unwraps and opens her present

Uzi: It's...

Holds up a flashdrive

Uzi: "INFINITE ANIME!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS!!!!!"

N: "Nice! I'll open mine!"

N gently unwraps his present before opening it up

N: "It's... V?"

A Disassembly Drone that looks like V pops out the box

Present V: "Hey!"

Original V: "What?"

Both V's look at each other

V's: "WHAT THE?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You know what we look really good!"

VNM-16: "V! Get back in your box this instant!"

Present V: "Okay, this does not look good here um..."

Heads back into the box

Present V (muffled): "What just happened?"

Original V: "Oooookay? I'll just open my present."

V uses one of her claws to slice the ribbon and open the top

V: "Awww!"

Pulls out what was in the box, revealing it to be an N plushie

V: "I'TS SO CUTTTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!"

V hugs the N plushie while the real N was just trying not to blush in front of everyone

J: "Alright, onto my present."

J professionally unties the ribbon and opens the top

J: "This. Is. Perfect."

Inside was a stack of branded pens

J continues to admire them while VNM, X, and even the Christmas Tank looked at each other in confusion

SD-X: "Moving on from that."

X opens his present, the contents were [REDACTED], X immediately closed the present with a blush on his face

X turns his head to stare at VNM

SD-X: "Are these-"

VNM-16: "Yep."

SD-X: "Of-"

VNM-16: "You bet."

X looks at the present again and decides to sneakily put the box away somewhere to where no one will find it

VNM-16: "And last but not least, my present!"

VNM-16 opens up his present

VNM-16: "Holy exploding exoplanet cores."

END LOG

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!