User blog:WeareVenom16/Incorrect Quotes(?)

I don't know what I'm doing. I'm bored, and I really wanted to write something so...

Yep, enjoy!

(or not)

Note: This is not Canon, I know my logs were never Canon in the first place, but these are... Not-Canon-Not-Canon (if that makes any sense).

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N: "What do you do for fun?"

VNM-16: "Thinking pleasant thoughts about your demise."

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J: "Who are you?"

VNM-16:"I'm you, but better in every way."

J: "You look like N."

VNM-16: "Point taken."

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Uzi: "I hate everyone."

N: "Do you hate me?"

Uzi: "I hate you... less."

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V: "Is Rule 34 some kind of JCJenson protocol?"

J: "V, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT OPEN THAT LINK!!!!!"

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N: "Look what I found!"

Uzi: "Is that a puppy?"

V: "Can I kill it?"

J: "V, WHY?!"

VNM-16: "I am not cleaning up after this thing."

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VNM-16: "SD-X, I can't help but feel you are suffering from a glitch."

SD-X: "RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE SHRIMP FRIED RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE SHRIMP FRIED RICE."

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N: "It's almost Christmas, what should I get V?"

J: "Branded pen?"

Uzi: "Pirated anime?"

SD-X: "Shrimp fried rice?"

N: "VNM?, any suggestions?"

VNM-16: "The W A R M S W E E T  O I L  from a Worker Drone?"

N: "I gave that to her last week."

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Sai: "I don't like you."

VNM-16: "Feelings mutual."

Venom and Programmer: "Guys, can't we all get along?"

VNM and Sai: "NO!"

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VNM-16: "Have you guys seen N?"

V: "Yep, he's in a little ball under that desk."

N: "I thought it was a JCJenson protocol..."

VNM-16: "Seriously? Which one of you idiots told him about Rule 34?!"

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Uzi: "Can I test my railgun on you?"

VNM-16: "First, stop asking me that, and second, no, you cannot."

Uzi: "What am I supposed to use as target practice?"

VNM-16: "I can bring you a Worker from the colony."

Uzi: "Deal!"

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V: "Your very cute N!"

N: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

Short circuits and falls over

VNM-16: "I think she broke him."

J: "Yep."

VNM-16: "At least that's a good joke."

V: "Who said I was joking?"

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And that's the end! Part of me is still questioning why I wrote this, but I guess I wanted to try out something new. See you next time!