Im back, idk why I disappeared lol
Uhh I have nothing else to say
TW: Nuzi
*When being convicted of murder*
Uzi: I swear it wasn't me, the evidence is fake! Fake I tell you!! FAKE!!!
V: If you are what you eat, then I'm an innocent drone!
N, sniffling: Yeah I killed that guy. I'm really sorry, can I go home now?
Cyn: Your honor, I was just being a little silly.
Lizzy: Ways to look more angelic: Carry flowers everywhere, pink or gold eye shadow, wear long ankle dresses, soft humming, have a pink glowy blush.
Uzi: Wield a flaming sword.
V: Be covered in eyes!
N: Three pairs of wings?
Thad: Wheel.
Uzi: Announce your arrival by screaming "FEAR NOT" everywhere you go.
Responses to "Can I copy your homework?"
N: I'll help you with it!
Tessa: Yeah sure.
Uzi: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Lizzy: Lol nope.
Thad: Wait we had homework????
V: *Read 5:55 pm*
Responses to being stabbed with a sword:
Cyn: Oh no I'm allergic.
N: It sword of seems like you've got a problem with me? Ah? Get it?
Cyn: *Laughing*
Uzi: Sure its the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt?
Lizzy: You wound me. Literally, you just, actually wounded me. That thing is really sharp. So you. Don't even look at me like that. *sigh* They can't all be winners.
V: Wouldn't it have been hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop 'em? Can you even imagine? Just, do it again, pretend the first time didn't happen. Come on, please!
N, grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, and handing it back to them: You dropped this
Cyn: That's unfortunate.
V: Eh, it could be worse.
Uzi: This isn't really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain.
V: The plan is kinda changing, so we're just gonna...take you with us.
N: Am I being kidnapped?
Uzi: No!
N: ...Can I leave...?
V: No.
Cyn: Dying sucks! How do you living beings cope with mortality?
V: Violent outbursts.
Uzi: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
N, about Thad: No! He died of natural causes, nobody killed him.
Uzi: Are you sure?
N: Of course I'm sure.
Uzi: *looks over at V*
N:
Uzi:
N: ...Pretty sure.
*The group is separated, trying to survive one night in the woods without each other*
Lizzy: Uzi's probably running around screaming 'What's up' at plants.
Uzi, yelling at a tree: Oh, what do you want? What?!
Lizzy: N at this point has probably tried to become one with nature.
N: Time to play a game of 'Can I eat you?' *looks at plant* Can I eat you?
Lizzy: And, I just hope V's not dead.
V, in a tent: Yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.
N: You're smiling, did something good happen?
V: I can't just smile because I feel like it?
Lizzy: Uzi tripped and fell in the parking lot.
V and N: *fighting with each other*
N: *getting beat up considerably*
Uzi: ...We should do something.
Lizzy: Nah, its funnier when they fight. Looking good, V!
N: What are we gonna do?!
Uzi: I could set it on fire.
V: No. But keep that in your back pocket.
Uzi: What's a word that's a mix of 'sad' and 'mad'?
V: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated...
N: Smad.
Uzi: Today is a good day for death.
N: I don't want you to die!
Uzi: Oh, not me. Today is a good day for V's death.
N: Why should someone want to harm Uzi?
V: Maybe because they met her?
Uzi: N is at work. So while they're gone, I'm going to cut the sleeves off all of our uniforms.
V: Why?
Uzi: He's like 85% of my impulse control.
N: *rattles doorknob* It's locked, how do we get in?
V: Don't even worry about it, picking locks is my specialty after all-
Uzi: *throws a brick through the window* Okay. Let's go.
V: So, my question is... N keeps going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettucine, uncooked...
Uzi: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettucine, V.
V: ...And eating them raw, and they keep calling them chips?
Thad: Okay-
V: How do I make them stop?
V: Is he here right now?
Thad: Yeah - *points to N*
V: You're a MONSTER.
Uzi: Does anybody remember - I haven't been to Olive Garden in many years, but they do have a fettucine bottle that you can just grab em out of and chew-HOLD ON.
Uzi, to N and V: Was this a prank you guys pulled on me as kids?!
Uzi: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN?
Everyone else: No.
Uzi, to N and V: YOU LIARS.
N: So does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?
J: Screaming.
V: Violence.
Cyn: Tea.
Uzi: Also violence.
N: ...Okay, so we've got tea.
Lizzy: V is in jail.
N: V is in jail?!
Thad, to Uzi: You called it.
N: I'm quick at math.
Uzi: Oh really, what's 9 times 11?
N: 38.
Uzi: That's not even close.
N, grinning: But it was quick.
N: How stupid does V think we are??
Uzi: Sometimes she just gives us pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
*V and Lizzy laughing*
N: Stop laughing!
Uzi: What happened?
N: I was trying to say I left my phone in the car but instead, I said 'I left my cone in the phar'.
N: What are we doing?
V: Wasting our life.
N:... I meant for lunch.
Uzi: Damn, the power went out.
N: Don't worry, I got this.
V: What-
N: *shakes rapidly and starts to glow*
V: WHAT-
N: I swallowed a glowstick.
Uzi, on verge of cardiac arrest: YoU dId WhAt-
N: Describe our relationship in two words.
Uzi: Our what?
Uzi: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY!
N: Then where are Norwegian people from!?
V: NORWAY!!
N: You need a hobby.
V: I have a hobby!
N: For the last time, setting off fire alarms is not a hobby!
N: Did you just refer to that knife as a people opener??
V: ...Should I not have?
N, sighing: I don't know why I'm surprised.
Lizzy: I can't believe I was trying to look for my phone using the flashlight of my phone.
Thad: Oh.
Thad: Did you find it?
Cyn: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
J: No.
Cyn: Okay.
J:
J: Do you smell smoke?
Cyn: The secret is that the house is on fire.
N: Is that legal??
V: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
N: Am I in trouble?
Nori: Take a guess.
N: No?
Khan: Take another guess.
V: Watch'ya doin'?
Uzi: Stealing my neighbor's cat.
V: Scandalous.
V: Can I help?
N: The Ocean is a soup.
V:
Uzi: What?
V: What is needed in a soup?
N: Uhh... Water, salt, some vegetables, and ... I prefer some meat in mine.
V: *Tilts head*
N, in tears: The Ocean is a Soup.
Uzi, having a crisis: The ocean is a soup?!?
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