JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACEE!!!!), better known as JCJenson, is an interstellar company that was stationed on Earth, whose main services are manufacturing various products ranging from branded pens to Worker Drones, autonomous robots serving as servants for humans. Neither the date of incorporation nor the company's founders are known.
The company also specializes in exoplanet excavation, mainly assisting humans with exoplanet resource extraction. One of them was Copper 9, where JCJenson offered assistance to humans by sending in needed equipment and mass amounts of Worker Drones that were used just like slaves.
Prime Video Introduction[]
The massive conglomerate that makes cleaning products but also explores space and designs robots on the side. These are the folks who originally built the worker drones, designed to serve all humans! Why work anywhere else when you could join this glorious company? You even get free JCJenson-branded pens![1]
Biography[]
Despite the Worker Drones's efficiency in their work, they were mistreated and disregarded for their sentience, akin to being slaves. After Copper 9's core collapsed, all biological life on the exoplanet went extinct. Shortly after, the now-abandoned Worker Drones quickly moved on to create their future for themselves.
At first, it was thought that JCJenson didn't like the idea of sentient, rebellious robots, so they soon ushered in several launch pods containing squads of Disassembly Drones, known as "Murder Drones" by their prey, to kill all Worker Drones they find. However, it later turned out that the Disassembly Drones were actually sent by Cyn to set the Absolute Solver's plans in motion — eliminating all their hosts and accessing Cabin Fever Labs to find and destroy the Crucifix Patch: a USB device capable of removing the Solver's influence. Using Tessa's corpse grafted onto Cyn as its main host, the Solver impersonated the former as a certified technician from JCJenson to deceive N while J and V both acted as their accomplices. The Disassembly Drones that got to the labs were destroyed by the Sentinels.
After the destruction of Serial Designation J due to the railgun, the Absolute Solver understands that its plans to destroy Copper 9 may not be implemented. "Tessa" and a new back-up of J arrived on Copper 9 with the goal of reaching the Cabin Fever Labs, having convinced Doll for help at first and later deceiving N, Uzi, and V into pursuing Doll while both parties were racing to reach the labs first. Upon reaching the labs, the Solver-possessed Cyn would succeed at killing Doll and hijacking Uzi to destroy the Crucifix Patch.
JCJenson is never mentioned again following the finale, leaving it unclear if the company is still in operation.
Products[]
JCJenson has many products including but is not limited to:
- Windox,
- Chuck the Duck,
- Rad,
- Mr Bald,
- Zippity: Zip Zip Baggies!,
- Wiwi, and;
- Worker Drones.
Trivia[]
- JCJenson is a parody of S.C. Johnson. Their logo uses the same color palette and design as the SC Johnson logo.
- Just like how JCJenson is parody of SC Johnson, the products that JCJenson sells are also parodies.
- There are several following products that are mentioned in the training video.
- Windox being a parody of Windex
- Chuck the Duck possibly being a parody of Toilet Duck
- Rad being a parody of 'Raid
- Mr. Bald being a parody of Mr. Muscle
- Zippity being a parody of Ziploc
- Wiwi being a parody of Kiwi
- There are several following products that are mentioned in the training video.
- Uzi namedrops "Windex," an SC Johnson product, during the "PILOT".
- Just like how JCJenson is parody of SC Johnson, the products that JCJenson sells are also parodies.
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