Season 1[]
Pilot[]
"And where might you be off to?"
―Khan sarcastically asking Uzi about where she is headed
"Hahaha, seriously though."
―Khan becoming serious after laughing at Uzi
"Haha, well, we don't JUST play cards!"
―Khan lying about the fact that they play cards all day.
"Well... When you build doors so good... Good door, good door... There's no need to fight! Uzi, this is great news! Here! The wrench that I used to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes, and to put your mother out of her misery when the Murder Drones got to her with that nanite acid... I want you to have it!"
―Khan, ecstatic that Uzi wanted to join the WDF, giving her his wrench.
"Guys! My daughter is into doors!"
―Khan to the other workers of the WDF.
"She's going to be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of Door 1!"
―Ditto.
"They grow up so fast..."
―Khan, after Uzi leaves, wiping his tear with his fake mustache.
"Pretty nice hydraulics, huh?"
―Khan, just before seeing the carnage.
"Wha... What have you done?"
―Khan, seeing the carnage and thinking Uzi did it.
"Uzi, you led a Murder Drone HERE!? My beautiful doors!"
―Khan, after N shows up.
"So... they found our evacuation spot. But if we build a quick door-"
―Khan, after J and V find the Drones.
"Ahem."
―Khan, trying to get the attention of Uzi.
Heartbeat[]
"Yes. On that 'kill-all-humans kick', like when I was younger."
―Khan to the Teacher
"Grounded herself and all that."
―Khan lying to the teacher about Uzi's recent absence.
"Of course, of course! Precocious, popular, supernatural understanding of doors?"
―Khan, as the Teach mentions Uzi's behavior.
"Takes after her old man."
―Ditto.
"...Sorry?"
―Khan after the Teacher presumes that Uzi's coding is damaged.
"I mean, she's a little herself, but damaged?"
―Ditto.
"I- I maybe haven't spent that much time-"
―Ditto.
"I mean, you don't think it's my parenting, do you?"
―Ditto.
"I left her for dead ONCE. It sounds like she's bored in YOUR class, and the other kids suck!"
―Khan, reprimanding the Teacher for calling Uzi Damaged.
"Call her damaged again, and I will install a DOOR on your FACE!"
―Ditto, threatening the teacher.
"Uzi?"
―Khan, after finding Uzi in shambles.
"What are you doing-"
―Khan, just before Uzi hugs him.
The Promening[]
"Personal space for a very alarming coping mechanisms isn't covered under a... non-optional family support structure."
―Khan, after Uzi yells at him for putting away her "crazed ramblings."
"Prom dress, child small!"
―Uzi, after she sees the prom dress.
"You're grounded from seeing those bad influence-y murder drones!"
―Ditto, after Uzi mentions she was going to visit N.
"But I talked to your teacher to find you classmates to go with tonight!"
―Khan, telling Uzi that's she's going to the Prom.
"I'M CHAPERONING!"
―Ditto, much to Uzi's Chargin.
"Not the doors...!"
―Khan, after finding out that Doll locked them.
Cabin Fever[]
"After the core collapse, I didn't notice the collars."
―Khan, explaining the Uzi about what happened at Camp 98.7
"Only your mom being a catch!"
―Ditto, making a comment about Uzi's mom much to her confusion.
"She was always all, "Build doors against the coming sky demons! The singularity awakens... look at this cool S I can draw!"
―Khan, showing Uzi her mom's ramblings and prophecies. Some of which became true.
"Turns out... I'm not who either of you needed."
―Khan, humbling himself.
"Just be safe, okay?"
―Khan, giving the collar to Uzi.
Home[]
"Okay, okay! You just never had friends over before-"
―Khan, thinking that Uzi's having a sleepover.
"Hey buddy, you invite Doll to this- WOAH-"
―Khan, asking Uzi why Doll was here just before getting fling aside.
"Heh, despite me, maybe."
―Khan, in the wall after Doll says that he has a good daughter.
Mass Destruction[]
"Part 2A, check the perimeter."
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"Bad crowd, those murder drones. Destroying ways off the planet, my wife... my daughter having interests beyond cannibalism and... 'nightcore'?"
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"It's the end times! Haha..."
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"If my wife's closet is right, the planet's gonna try to eat us soon."
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Absolute End[]
"Hehehehehe... HA!"
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"...Kinda hot?"
―Khan seeing his wife's reaction towards him.