Murder Drones Training Video is a merch promotional video promoting the Murder Drones Corporate Hell Collection, released by Glitch Productions on April 5, 2024. As of April 14th 2025, this video was unlisted alongside other Murder Drones and Digital Circus teasers, trailers, and merch ads, however it can still be viewed in the Murder Drones Extras playlist.
The video features J presenting a JCJenson training video and going through some workplace scenarios.
Plot[]
An N plush is seen singing a few lines for Eternal Dream when he falls down a set of stairs. He then gets hurt in several different ways, including being thrown in a cabinet, combusting into flames, strangled, and squished by a sliding door. Suddenly, J appears and introduces herself. She lists the notable brands of JCJenson's such as: Windox, Chuck the Duck, Rad, Mr. Bald, Zippity Zip-Zip Baggies, and Wiwi, and describes 5 JCJenson workplace scenarios that may happen and how to solve them.
Scenario 1: Misplaced Personal Items[]
Every new JCJenson employee is issued a company notebook and a JCJenson branded pen; ensure the notebook has your name to avoid confusion and others accidentally seeing your KPIs and Murder Drones OCs.
Scenario 2: Quality Assurance[]
Every JCJenson employee should always have a base Worker Drone model figurine on hand to produce more Worker Drones or else it will cause company resources to be wasted.
Scenario 3: Delegation[]
J states that delegation is important for fostering a culture of trust within your team. Keychains of J and V are then shown sarcastically talking and disregarding safety measures, the latter shown abandoning her post and leaving it to N. Later, an N keychain is seen struggling in the control room as it sets on fire.
Scenario 4: Pray[]
In the case of a world-ending scenario, all drones must pray to Uzi's acrylic stand which is 100% percent effective 20% of the time.
Ending[]
J finishes her training video and she realises she only showed 4 scenarios instead of 5, which results in her image shattering to pieces with an explosion sound due to making a mistake despite being "perfect", displaying all of the new Murder Drones merchandise mentioned and shown in the video.