Season 1
PILOT
"We are Worker Drones, autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company JCJenson IN SPAAAAACEE!!!!. Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex, but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything. Mostly because they handled that just fine by themselves."
―Uzi expositing the backstory context to the audience through a classroom presentation.
"With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future all to ourselves. Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI."
―Uzi justifying (from her perspective) the presence of the Disassembly Drones, allegedly sent by JCJenson.
"But what have our parents done for the past FOREVER while those things build a spire of corpses!? Hide under the ice behind three stupid DOORS!? It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident!"
―Uzi presenting to her class.
"Anyway, that's why my project is this sick as hell RAILGUN! Easy, morons. It doesn't work... YET! It doesn't work YET! Who said it doesn't work? Maybe it does!"
―Uzi presenting her railgun.
"Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count?"
―Uzi replying to the teacher
"I'm an angsty teen Thad, bite me. Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you."
―Uzi talking to Thad in the Nurse office.
"Crippling daddy issues, hilarious. What are you in for? Testosterone too hard?"
―Ditto.
"Oh... ew, gross, I hate that you said that."
―Uzi after Thad calls her bandages badass.
"Sick as hell railgun!? Sci-fi nonsense that super works! I'm sneaking to the Murder Drone lair tonight to get the last spare part I need to save the world with it and earn my dad's respect and stuff, but mostly the world part."
―Uzi after Thad questions her railgun.
"No more feedback on my repression today!"
―Uzi yelling at Thad.
"Bite me! I'm not mad at you by the way, just generally hormonal!"
―Ditto.
"Ugh..."
―Exploring the bunker.
"Oh robo-Jesus!"
―After noticing Khan behind Door Three.
"Mmm... sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend that I definitely have?"
―After Khan asks Uzi where she's going.
"Okay, okay, you caught me! I need to measure... the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of Door One. Because that's... the project I'm working on for school? A big old door! Just like what my old man built!"
―Uzi, Botching up an excuse to leave to her dad.
"...I wanna join the WDF and hide behind doors like cowards while playing cards and stuff..."
―Ditto.
"Neat. Therapy's fun."
―Uzi after Khan hands her his wrench.
"Uh, wow, okay. Just gonna leave then! Cause this worked so weirdly well."
―Uzi, heading outside.
"Uh- Go doors!"
―Ditto.
"Wah!"
―Uzi, once N shows up and attacks her.
"Woah, and they said pirating all that anime was useless."
―Ditto, as she lands and strikes a typical fighting pose.
"Bite me!"
―Uzi before firing her railgun at N.
"Holy hell. Suck on THAT, dad!"
―Uzi, recovering from the stimulation that was her gun firing.
"Heh- huh?"
―Uzi, witnessing N regrow his head.
"Holy crap it talks."
―Uzi after hitting N in the face with a severed arm.
"Uh huh. I, uh, have to... go."
―Uzi, trying to leave the situation, yet her hand still hurts.
"And by our saliva you mean..."
―Uzi, to N.
"Disassembly Drone?"
―Ditto, this time, with N.
"Right... Hey, let's go in that landing pod over there."
―Uzi, pointing to the landing pod.
"We are never talking about this."
―Uzi, to N after ripping her hand out of his mouth.
"You mentioned other members of your squad? Are they coming back soon?"
―Uzi, asking N about the other Murder Drones.
"This... isn't just a landing pod. This is a spaceship. This could get us off the planet!"
―Uzi, realizing what the Landing Pod actually is.
"No, I, uh, the Worker Drones, we could work with them to fix things, instead of all the MURDER... which... uh... why are we doing that again?"
―Uzi, asking N why they kill the Worker Drones.
"And look at all the respect it's gotten you N! You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?"
―Uzi, scolding N about what the company will do to them after all the worker drones are killed.
"Ugh, bite me! Close it! Close it!"
―Uzi to the WDF, knowing N is chasing her.
"This time I won't miss."
―Uzi, to N whilst pointing her gun at him.
"Bite me. Dad, get down!"
―Uzi, telling her dad to move she she can shoot.
"Now is so not the time! I messed up, in the same way I'm about to fix it! Move, dad!-"
―Uzi, arguing with her dad before she gets pinned to the wall by N.
"Dad... point and shoot! Trust me!"
―Uzi telling her dad to pick up the gun and shoot N.
"Dad?"
―Uzi, once her dad backs off.
"And I made you rebel like an angsty teen which got you killed. Though, you also tried to kill me, so morality calls this a draw."
―Uzi, pulling the crate over to hopefully get into the vent. Obviously, it fails.
"For the record, that was the lamest heel-face turn in history. Was that supposed to be you switching sides?"
―Uzi, reprimanding N.
"Nah uh, no bonding thing. You just killed a bunch of people idiot."
―Ditto.
"Uuuugh. In the same way you're about to fix it?"
―Ditto, whilst holding the wrench.
"HEY!"
―Uzi, to V
"Put that conventionally attractive male down!"
―Ditto.
"Nice."
―Uzi to N before they fist bump.
"Okay, which one do you want?"
―Uzi to N.
"Too bad. Good luck!"
―Uzi, before she throws a pen at J.
"One more buzzword and I'll do it!"
―Uzi, holding J at gunpoint.
"I brought the Murder Drones here accidentally. You CHOSE to leave me for dead instead of just freaking BELIEVING IN ME! And that's not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when I said it last week!"
―Uzi's mental breakdown to Khan.
"I'll save you the trouble dad. I'll banish myself."
―Ditto.
"Let's go, N. Everyone here can bite me."
―Uzi, as She, N, and V take their leave.
"Shut it."
―Uzi, telling N to shut up.
"Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff."
―Uzi, to N as she's outside.
"I hope they're sitting pretty there on earth cause we are coming for them."
―Uzi, before laughing maniacally.
Heartbeat
"N, found something in here!"
―Uzi, after N wakes up.
"Bite me! This is probably you weirdos' fault!"
―Uzi, to V.
"Did you know that was a pilot hat?"
―Uzi to N whilst she places his hat onto him.
"The humans sent you without a communication relay and reformatted your memories to soup."
―Uzi, explaining why killing the humans is morality.
"Covering their tracks means they're past negotiating. Not that they tried negotiating with my mom."
―Ditto.
"Quit complicating my murder plan."
―Uzi, to N.
"Bite me!"
―Uzi, after being told by Teacher to sit properly.
"Several people wanted to, for the record."
―Uzi, after Teacher tells her she needs to partner up.
"But mostly bite me!"
―Ditto, but inside of a trash can.
"Ugh I'm sweaty! Who programmed that!?"
―Uzi, to N
"I'm good. Better than good! I am GOD!"
―Ditto, before Thad shows up.
"Aah, haha, Hi- hi Thad."
―Uzi, once Thad shows up with her gun.
"Thank you."
―Ditto.
"The fact I'm too rogue to re-enter society now? I can never return."
―Uzi cutting off Thad explaining that everyone's confused.
"We can return a little..."
―Uzi, after Thad mentions the recent mysteries.
"Ugh, banished! Has my dad been saying I'm GROUNDED?"
―Uzi, to Ron after he asks Thad if she's grounded.
"I'm good...stop asking!"
―Uzi, to N whilst sneaking past the crime scene.
"You guys... do that often?"
―Uzi, to N at the place where they fought V and J.
"Don't call it that!"
―Uzi, yelling at N when asked about her "special eye."
"Absolute Solver? Reboot? Does this have something to do with how you grew your head back?"
―Uzi, asking N.
"New material can't be pulled from thin air. If the wound is severe enough, this solver might be some sort of auto-run program to collect more mat-"
―Uzi, explaining what the Absolute Solver does before N cuts her off.
"I wanna frickin' ninja star!"
―Uzi, after finding out N was the one who threw it.
"Ugh, stop asking! Chainsaw hand time?"
―Uzi to N, just before being a hypocrite and asking him.
"Predictably terrible work, J. Why do you look so-"
―Uzi, not falling for Eldritch J's hologram of Thad.
"What's with the voice, J?"
―Uzi, questioning why Eldritch J sounds like that.
"So you ARE a program?"
―Uzi, when Eldritch J explains that J isn't present.
"N...? What's with the mom hologram?"
―Uzi, after Eldritch J shows a hologram of her mom.
"Not happening."
―Uzi retorting.
"Woah... Hey!"
―Uzi, witnessing her "dad" get killed off.
"What...?"
―Uzi, who's struck by pure shock.
"No!"
―Uzi to "N", before giving him her gun. It turned out to simply be a hologram.
"What was... which parts of that were real?"
―Uzi, trying to comprehend what happened.
"What... are you things?"
―Uzi, to N after he offers her help, she declines in terror.
The Promening
"My crazed ramblings! Stay out of my freaking room!"
―Uzi, to Khan after she finds out her thread wall was missing.
"I'm sorry for being vulnerable for 5 seconds, Okay!?"
―Ditto.
"You were never there for me! If you wanna help now, stay distant."
―After Khan attempts to help her.
"I'm going to talk to N- What is this?"
―Uzi, about to leave before seeing the dead skeleton.
"Huh? HUH? AHHHH!"
―Uzi, getting more and more mortified as her dad tell her that she's going to prom.
"Hey, So, Thanks for having me- but now that my dad thinks I'm here, I'm actually gonna-"
―Uzi, attempting to leave before getting locked in by Doll.
"Easy, Robo Satan, not this mirror."
―Uzi, after her Absolute Solver powers gets agitated at the mirror.
"What the f-"
―Uzi, finding out that she's going to get killed off.
"N!? Why are- How did!?"
―Uzi, to N after escaping Doll's apartment.
"I think something bad-"
―Uzi, telling N that something might happen at the Prom.
"No, I could use the help... of you... being there... with me..."
―Uzi, accepting N's offer to help.
"Ah ha! Unhand them, you fieeeend-? I'm confused."
―Uzi, crashing into the Prom.
"Holy crap, what is she doing?"
―Uzi, after Witnessing Doll attack V.
"Bite me. Whoever started this wants us to fight. I'm not dealing with anything well, but I'm done dealing with everything alone. We move forward together, or not at all."
―Uzi's monologue after Dolls asks her why she's siding with the Murder Drones.
"Quit saving me! Seriously, don't do that again."
―Uzi, to N.
"You!"
―Uzi to V and N, who both point at each other.
"Lucky for you, we're not done yet."
―Uzi, showing V and N the key to Doll's Apartment.
"Ugh, self respect!"
―Uzi, scolding V for eating a severed arm at Doll's Apartment.
"Why would a Worker Drone- Was she eating them?."
―Uzi as she examines the corpses.
"What?"
―Uzi after Doll apologizes after seeing that she was also infected with the Absolute Solver.
"Wait, oh, don't you dare!"
―Uzi, as V shoots Doll with a missile.
"Ugh, I hate it here!"
―Uzi's reaction after V "kills" Doll.
Cabin Fever
"I've sat next to you for years."
―Uzi talking to Braidon.
"Bite me. I asked to go alone. He's mad at your test scores."
―Uzi, irritably to her class.
"Yeah, they're like my friends too, so it's cool."
―Uzi, awkwardly as the class refuses to go with N and V.
"Hey, stupid idiot. Weren't you just-"
―Uzi, after V goes to "check" on her.
"Working on it. Just, so glad you guys fit right in. Super cool..."
―Uzi, jealous that N and V get along with her classmates.
"Sorry buddy. Got you good."
―Uzi apologizing to a cockroach for squishing it with her bag.
"Elevator? Where's that? What are you?"
―Uzi, asking the Key Cockroach.
"Psst, hey."
―Uzi, to N while behind a tree.
"Uh, hehe, hey, everyone."
―Uzi, awkwardly coming out of hiding.
"Um, ignore all of this..."
―Uzi, after accidentally turning an arrow into an organic mass of flesh.
"Uh...I was just going...I LIVE IN THE WOODS NOW!"
―Ditto, before running into the woods in a panic.
"It doesn't. I CHECKED..."
―Uzi, before killing Sam.
"V, please...!"
―Uzi, pleading for V not to kill her.
"I don't know... who that is..."
―Uzi, after V mentions Cyn.
"Can I... talk to N?"
―Uzi, asking V to talk to N.
"No, don't look. I'm gross and eating people and stuff..."
―Uzi, hiding away from N.
"Are you like, gonna leave me?"
―Uzi to N.
"Nevermind, it's stupid."
―Ditto.
"Same..."
―Uzi to N, feeling the same about everything being scary without him.
"Don't frickin' touch it. Plus my voice is more like-"
―Uzi, to N for touching her tail, before messing around with it herself.
"Accent was a bad idea anyway. N, I'm... sorry."
―Uzi, apologizing to N.
"Oh no, I definitely-"
―Uzi, about to correct N about killing people.
Home
"I made the tag when I was eight, shut up."
―Uzi's introduction as DarkXWolf17
"Not a sleepover. You passed out 'cause some internal program is trying to delete these memories."
―Uzi, to N, explaining what's happening.
"I'm helping, you cute- WEIRD- weird butler. We find out what happened to you here, restore the memory files, and save you from being digitally lobotomized. Library basement, giddy up."
―Uzi, to N.
"I AM a ghost witch! And I'm tall. DAD! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
―Uzi, before Khan interrupts her.
"Important hacking going on!"
―Uzi, to Khan.
"NOT A SLEEPOVER!"
―Uzi, slamming the door in Khan's face.
"Sorry. Where were we...? Oh..."
―Uzi to N after her mishap.
"Okay, N, I can pull you out at an—"
―Uzi to N, before the latter cuts her off.
"—nytime. But, you'll never get these memories back, dude."
―Uzi, to N.
"To you! And, like... me."
―Uzi, to N.
"We just... hang out. Shut up. Repression door."
―Uzi, to N.
"The key..."
―Uzi, after seeing that they need a key to open the basement door.
"I'd kill you."
―Uzi, mocking past J.
"Oh, we're in! ...And J's useless. Surprise."
―Uzi, after taking control of the Eldritch.
"Unfortunately. Now, let's see what that little yellow creep was up— Oh...!"
―Uzi, seeing many decapitated drones.
"So... That's a pretty... metal.. origin story..."
―Uzi, to N.
"Alright, let's get out of here."
―Uzi, just before Doll breaks into her room for the Key Cockroach.
"You wanting it tells me you shouldn't have it!"
―Uzi, to Doll whilst fighting over the roach.
"This is the only clue to what's wrong with me!"
―Uzi, to Doll.
"Just leave us alone."
―Uzi, to Doll, giving up the bug.
"U-ugh, so-r-ry. My freaking dad's— WHOA!"
―Uzi, taking control of the Eldritch again and accidentally hitting N in the face with the mallet.
"Don't freaking doxx me!"
―Uzi, to N, after he finds out who she is.
Dead End
"Uzi! Why are you here, human?!"
―Uzi, After biting Tessa as her introduction.
"Real tired of killing this one."
―Uzi, noticing J's revival.
"Why involve Doll? What's happening to... her?"
―Uzi, questioning why Doll ran off with the keybug.
"...And?"
―Uzi after Tessa said that Doll's parents inherited the Absolute Solver to her.
"...Yeah."
―Uzi's response to N about her mom backstory.
"...Shoot the baby immediately?"
―Uzi, after seeing a baby giggling in the middle of a long hallway.
"Whoa, hey, cut that thing up and you're gonna get a big creepy worm. An improvement."
―Uzi, just as Alice was about to chop V's head off.
"...Okay, that's enough of this."
―Uzi as she attempts to use her Absolute Solver. It fails.
"How'd you know my mom? Was she cool? She didn't suck, did she?"
―Uzi attempting to ask Alice about her mom.
"Easy, creep. You've got the wrong–"
―Uzi, swatting away Alice's shears.
"Wait, stop. Seriously, what are you talking about?"
―Uzi, As Alice chops off her finger.
"Wait...! Please...!"
―Uzi, as she sees Alice releasing the Sentinels to Tessa and N.
"Ow... My freaking head....N?"
―Uzi, waking up from her incidental possession.
"''U GOOD?''"
―Uzi, communicating with N via messages on her visor.
"''TALK LATER?''"
―Ditto.
"''>:3''"
―Uzi emoting on her visor.
"That's... convenient."
―Uzi, seeing a "boot-looped" Doll.
"Yeah, no... Nevermind."
―Uzi, responding to V's comment about it being a trap before shortly attempting to user her Absolute Solver.
"He's his own person!"
―Uzi, scolding Tessa about her holding hands with N.
"You, ew! You're mean!"
―Uzi, to V after she saws "ew."
"What the heck is going on?"
―Uzi, glitching after N chops off her hand.
Mass Destruction
"I-...don't think i should."
―Uzi, after N accidentally injures her while trying to rescue V.
"What? No, I-"
―
"Ohhhh, what the hell is going on?"
―Uzi, after N said there might be some things she don't want to see.
"Hurt me?"
―Uzi, after N says they're not going to hurt her.
"T-Tessa, I -- I-I didn't"
―Uzi trying to convince Tessa that she did not kill Doll.
"Sh-- She just--"
―Ditto.
"Wait!"
―Uzi still trying to convince Tessa, after she advances towards Uzi to kill her.
"Something else did this to Doll!"
―Ditto.
"You -- You have to believe me..."
―Ditto.
"Ow! I'm not... Hey lady you don't frickin' own me!"
―Uzi to Nori, after Nori learns about Uzi and N's "hanging out" and mentions how the Disassembly Drones killed her.
"WHAT!? WE DID NOT DISCUSS BEING GROSS AND-"
―Uzi, to N after realizing what N wrote on the floor.
"WHAT?!"
―Uzi, when N tells her that she just threw her mom into the pit.
"AAAAAAAAA!!"
―Uzi, screaming with N before they hug.
"Hey... thanks for, like...everything."
―Uzi's last words before she throws N out of the pit so she can fall in it.
"DIE MAD"
―Uzi re-assuring her intentions through her visor before she stops N from rescuing her.
Absolute End
"Gross! Get away! Time to murder a planet!"
―Uzi after N nearly kisses her.
"Hands off! No one traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me!"
―Uzi after protecting V from Cyn's attack.
"Glad you're not dead or whatever."
―Uzi to V.
"Sorry. Just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I...AM...FREEEEEEEEEEE!"
―Uzi after Cyn attempts to control her mind.
"Oh, hell yeah! I'm a damaged OC."
―Uzi after getting N to stare at her in the face.
"And yep, that's how I learned nightmares are real, and we probably should have stayed behind the ol' doors."
―Uzi after the last few frames of the presentation.
"And that maybe I don't actually hate it here...as much."
―Uzi's final presentation line.
"Also, now I can do THIS!"
―Uzi's showing off her new powers to the class.